What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal? - Chapter 29

Chapter 29: Can’t Let Him Fool Around

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“A book on physical refinement?”

Chen Cheng was vaguely startled…

In the immortal world, there were many methods for a cultivator to train. For example, divine cultivation, demonic cultivation, monster cultivation, etcetera. Although the paths were different, they were not to be taken lightly.

Besides this, among divine cultivators, there would be several other types, for example, the physique cultivator.

Physique cultivation…

This was a painful and strenuous path.

Commonly speaking, those who desire divine cultivation, but due to the lack of essence they could not cultivate immortality could only resort to physique cultivation.

But even so, not everyone could perform physique cultivation.

Physique cultivation… required talent and perseverance as well! During the cultivation process, they might even experience boundless ‘suffering’.

Moreover, if a person of average or weaker constitution performs this form of cultivation… before he or she had succeeded, they might have ended up crippling or destroying their own bodies.

Of course, none of these were the main points. The main point was, why did Her Highness, the Saintess want to cultivate her physique?

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining exchanged glances. They could see the shock and confusion in each others’ eyes and were baffled by the situation.

“Pick something of the lowest difficulty if you can.”

Qi Zixiao spoke again…

With this, her disciples were dumbstruck. However, since Qi Zixiao had spoken, they had no place to question her. Chen Cheng could only head to the scripture chamber in confusion and bring back a physique cultivation book.

“Fluid Body…”

After reading its contents, there was an odd expression on Qi Zixiao’s face.

Chen Cheng had chosen correctly. This physique cultivation difficulty was extremely low. Requiring only knowledge of the method, one must head to various rivers and waterfalls and stand below it, allowing the water current to smash onto their bodies to gradually become stronger.

But the problem was…

This was an extremely feminine cultivation method!

Its cultivators were either female or… sissies?

“I think that’s how they call it in the other world. Sissies, yeah…”

Chen Cheng wasn’t wrong. She had fulfilled Qi Zixiao’s request by picking out a low difficulty physique cultivation manual…

However, she assumed that her Saintess wanted to study the physique cultivation method so she chose this Fluid Body that was suited for girls to practice.

“Works too…”

After a brief shock, Qi Zixiao saw no problems in it.

This was a low difficulty cultivation method, hence the cultivation process wouldn’t be as agonizing. Although in correspondence, the strength after refinement was only average, it should be good enough for that world.

Moreover, this was training for herself so what’s wrong with it being catered to women?

After that, Qi Zixiao fully accepted this fact. She let Chen Cheng return the Fluid Body before she sat quietly, waiting…

Not long after, as her consciousness wavered, the scenery before her eyes changed once again.

Casting a glance and realizing she was in a familiar place, Qi Zixiao breathed out a sigh of relief. Then, she could smell something fragrant and felt the hunger in her stomach.

On the coffee table were the phone, a note… and a bowl of food.

Food she had never seen before.

Picking up the note, she scanned it…

“I’m sorry I forgot to tell you before. The phone’s password is six sixes. Also, I’ve made you a bowl of personally wrapped dumplings. Take a look at the video I’ve left you after you’ve eaten.”

“Dumplings, huh?”

Qi Zixiao inadvertently licked her lips, feeling her saliva secreting quickly.

Yet, she had forgotten that she was a man now. Thankfully no one could see her actions either.

“Let’s try it.”

It was delicious!

After taking a bite, Qi Zixiao squinted her eyes in comfort.

“Although the air in this world is filthy, the food is delicious.”

Recalling the Sacred Violet Manor, due to fasting, generally, no one ate anything. Even if they did, they would only consume spirit fruits or drink spirit liquids. It was dull.

Right now, she was pondering…

Could she make the food of this world on the sacred grounds? That way, wouldn’t she be able to eat delicious food every day?

Soon, she was full.

Qi Zixiao touched her protruding tummy with satisfaction.

“But what is this feeling?”

“There’s a very weak energy coursing in the veins of this body and moving through the diaphragm…”

“Martial arts? Is this the so-called inner strength by martial artists?”

“This is too weak. What a waste of time and energy…”

From Qi Zixiao’s elevated perspective, it was like someone had used her body… Okay, her loaned body, to practice some time-wasting, life-wasting, and could even damage the body’s energy, but ultimately useless technique…

Why was he practicing this for?

Was he just asking for discomfort? Or was the Fluid Body technique not to his preference?

“I can’t let him fool around. At least not now when this body belongs to me partially!”

“The martial arts inner strength consumes the body’s energy conversion and it is the same for the immortal physique cultivation. If this continues, practicing the Fluid Body wouldn’t be effective at all. This won’t do.”

The principles of both cultivation techniques are similar but there was a huge difference in strength. They also clashed with each other. So which one to choose? Of course, they should pick the strongest one.

This was also because Lin Fan was lacking in cultural knowledge that he had forgotten about the existence of the physique cultivation sect.

At this thought, Qi Zixiao held her fingers tight to form a blade before jabbing her body all over.

Until she felt the inner strength in her body gradually weaken and dissipate, only then did she nod in satisfaction.

“This is more like it…”

After that, she turned on the phone, unlocked it, and was on the video’s screen. Pressing the play button, Lin Fan appeared on the screen and began briefing her…

“There are quite a few problems we’re facing right now. The biggest problem is that we’re out of money. Money is the universal currency of this world.

I found a job and I hope you can comply with the route and traveling method I’ve left you to go to work and earn money. Otherwise, after a certain period of time, we won’t be able to afford to eat.

After all, my body is also considered your body, so we’re considered bound together for better or for worse, right?

So… I hope you can be considerate of our situation.

Next up is showing you how to identify the public bus and cab and the respective methods to ride them. There’s also the workplace address and the home address…

Written at the back.

You have to, have to, have to remember to pay!”

Work?

Qi Zixiao frowned slightly. No such word existed in her dictionary.

Having lived in the sacred grounds for her entire life as the proud daughter of heaven, who would make her go to work? However, if she didn’t work, she wouldn’t be able to eat meals?

Qi Zixiao was suddenly conflicted.

‘If I won’t be able to eat… Why don’t I just go and take a look?

‘That’s not right!

‘I can steal, can’t I?

‘He said I can’t steal anymore but why do I have to listen to him?’

After an internal battle, Qi Zixiao felt helpless and decided to go and take a look.

After all, it was not only her controlling Lin Fan’s body, her body was also being controlled by him. This equated to both of them having something on each other.

Since that was the case, it was best to prevent doing what the other disallowed.

And so, Qi Zixiao departed.

For the first time, she was traveling out into this world with a purpose and not just blindly strolling. It was a very novel experience for Qi Zixiao…

After all, the first time she transmigrated, she knew nothing of her surroundings and had zero knowledge of this world.

But now, with introductions from the videos Lin Fan recorded, things were so much better.